Ruko Hanaji

( Lame squealy post funny to maybe three people. Please to ignore. )

I spent too much goddamn money and time trying to get an Ukemochi liver, and this is all I could think of.

*EDIT*

G: BLUARGH
G: I'd totally eat something a statue threw up
G: Yeep
G: I'm presuming it's an item required for some arcane FUZAN or sidequest rather than for lunch
G: XD
Me: Raidou was getting the liver for someone else.
Me: YES, A SIDEQUEST
Me: AND RAIDOU TOTALLY DIDN'T SAY SHIT ABOUT HOW HE OBTAINED IT.
G: haahahah

Talking to vilajunkie concerning the Summoner Sandwichpr0ny ficlet, and he expressed sadness at its shortness. And the conversation of course went quickly downhill.

Me:THEY'RE BOTH SKILL DEMONS TOO. MAYBE THEY'LL MESS WITH RAIDOU'S HEAD AND SHAPESHIFT INTO NARUMI AND TAE ON HIM.

Him: Lol. OR INTO GEIRIN AND NAGI.

Me: OH GOD. THAT WOULD GET THEM A TRIP STRAIGHT TO VICTOR'S. FUZAN TIEM. XD

Him: AEROS ELEMENTAL COMING UP, JA? XD

Me: ...Lord, I kinda want to write that now.


Should I? Just for the lulz? Or would that be too wrong?

Kama: In the words of ZUN:
Kama: Youkai MOE~
Me: XD
Me: YES.

I've been kicking around something original, details later. But Mags, since you were the one who helped somewhat with naming one of the characters, I thought you might get a kick out of this.

Me: .... AHAHAHAHAHA. SYNCHRONICITY STRIKES AGAIN.
Me: I named my original mad scientist character Issac Magnus Rosen, right?
Mariku: mhm?
Me: It wasn't until a few minutes after that I remembered Isaac Asimov. But I figured, what the hell, keep it.
Mariku: Yes do.
Me: Come to find out the term android was first coined by Saint Albertus Magnus in 1270.
Me: AGAIN, I HAD NO CLUE. XD
Mariku: AND NOW WHERE WILL THE ROSEN COME IN? :3
Me: Even if I was TRYING to pull that I don't think I could have. XD
Me: LETS LOOK.
Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Me: *link*
Mariku: XD

I'd asked Sam if I could buy some games from the store she works at despite the distance, and luckily I could. :3

So I started off with picking up a copy of Nocturne for now, and Sam had also said she had both the Light and Dark versions of Demikids for the GBA and she'd send them along.

I got the package today and found that she also snuck in some extra goodies. X3



Me: MWEE~!
Me: PACKAGE.
Sam: YAY!
Sam: ^__^
Sam: So, is good?
Me: I am happy. X3
Me: Also obvious joke.
Me: LOL YOU SHIPPED YAMAZAKI/IORI.
Sam: XD
Sam: I like how they glare at each other out of the corners of their eyes... XD
Me: YES.
Sam: SHIP AHOY XD

Butler cafes?

Me: Ristorante Paradiso, eh?
Kama: Yep.
Me: *checking up*
Me: ...HOT OYAJI-TACHI
Kama: A butler cafe of which the theme is silver foxes with glasses? Boy, give me the address.
Me: NO SHIT.
Kama: And they fix you a killer antipasto while at it.
Me: OM NOM NOM NOM
Kama: In more ways that one.

...♥!

You know, up until recently I never quite got Kanako Ohno. Now I'm wondering how I resisted for so long. o.O

WHEN I WIN THE LOTTERY I AM GOING TO PAY OFF ALL MY DEBTS, HELP MOM PAY OFF HER MORTGAGE, AND OPEN A MAID/BUTLER CAFE. THERE WILL BE GOOD COFFEE AND CUTE PASTRIES.

So while I'm fantasizing I'm looking over cute costumes and tasty looking goodies.

Me: AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDdX3LXPdqQ
G: I think I remember seeing this video earlier XD
G: Wait, no.
G: HOLY SHIT ACTUAL MEN
G: The only ones I've seen have been bishounen cafe with crossplayers XDDDD
Me: SAME HERE.
Me: AND THEY'RE ALL AMERICAN GUYS, WTF.
G: YEAH WHAT
Me: OTAKU LIVIN' THE DREAM, YO.
G: HAHAHAH
G: They probably frogmarch anyone who yells 'MAKE OUT' out of there asap XD
Me: YOU NEVER KNOW.
Me: They MUST have some fujoshi go in there occasionally. XD
G: Curious...
G: I think going to one of those places would wig me out a bit. But that's because I'm uncultured swine. XD
G: They'd do the 'make polite conversation' thing and I'd be like LOLOLOL the whole way through.
Me: I'd know I'd be giggling and staring. XD
G: Or start a conversation about video games.
Me: YESSSSS.
Me: I WARN YOU THIS IS BECOMING A POST.
G: I knew the risks!

*EDIT*

AND FURTHERMORE.

Me: ONE ANOTHER NOTE I AM SOMETIMES AMAZED QUITE HOW GAY SOME SHONEN/SEININ MANGA IS.
G: Sounds like something has prompted this XD
Me: I'll be like, "Oh, it's from a shoujo monthl-WHAT."
Me: Black Butler, aka Kuroshitsuji.
G: ......... that's shounen????
G: SERIOUSLY?
Me: I'm looking at images and thinking, "THIS IS SUCH FANGIRL BAIT."
G: I was spoiled for the last episode. ARE YOU SURE?
G: The last episode was like 'omnomnom boy in short shorts'
G: I am ... startled.
Me: According to Wikipedia: "Since its debut on September 16, 2006, it has been serialized in Square Enix's shōnen manga magazine Monthly GFantasy."
G: huuuuuuuh

Seriousnessly guys.

Online at the Mom house, with nobody here looking over my shoulder, still can't write what I've been trying to write for nearly a three weeks now. So what am I doing? Surfing and chatting.

Me: Much as I like Narumi/Tae, I'm entertained by the idea that Tae is really a fujoshi and secretly ships Narumi with Raidou.
Me: ...And pretends she is Raidou when they're together.
G: ... The last bit was a surprise. <3
G: She's even busily writing in that picture, haha
Me: YES.
Me: And she WAS the one in the second game who brought it up.
G: True!
Me: "Are you two... like that?"
Me: AND SHE FICS FRANTICALLY LATER, THE KEYS OF HER SMITH AND CORONA CLATTERING
Me: ...Fuck, I almost want to write that.

...Completely hopeless. XP

...

Taiki: I've seen shitty Mai cosplay look better

Taiki: not more accure, Just, BETTER

Me: And it's not the boobs. seriously.

Me: Because compared to other characters, Mai's boobs aren't as big as they seem.

Taiki: Quite frankly, this is where i get angry at SNK's profile data. Clearly the profile data doesn't actually reflect what the character design actually is

Me: Well, compare Mai to King and Blue Mary, they both are bustier.

Me: Spritewise, I mean.

Me: THE DIFFERENCE IS THEY ARE WEARING BRAS.

Taiki: I thought it was just the inability for japanese character designers to accurately depict tits.

Me: Mai is braless, and gravity is the law.

Taiki: She can jump 20 feet in the air and not break her ankles.

Taiki: Gravity is a suggestion

Me: A fine point. XD

Me: ...I have no real opinion on Mature and Vice in the KOF movie thing yet.
Kama: Movie?
Me: Oh yes.
Me: It's going to be a train wreck.
Me: BUT I don't think it'll be as bad as Street Fighter was.
Kama: Ah, the live one. So they're going to make it after all?
Me: Yup. Francoise Yip is going to be Chizuru. XD
Kama: *Googles* Hmm,
Me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_King_of_Fighters_(film)
Me: TRAIN WRECK
Kama: *looks at photos*
Kama: Can't disagree..
Me: I'll still go see it though.
Me: I think I can safely say it won't fail as badly as the Dragon Ball movie is going to.
Kama: Well, we had Balrog/Honda, we might have Choi/Chang.
Me: Good lord. I can only hope. XD
Kama: It helps they used to be in jail.

*rimshot*

ASDF.

Talking to vilajunkie regarding this.

Him: i checked your lj and replied
Me: I just noticed. XD
Me: DAMN YOU I NOW WANT TO WRITE A MAID CAFE SCENE INVOLVING CHIEF GETTING TEA FOR KAHN.
Me: DAMN YOU
Me: DAMN YOU
Him: lmao
Him: sucks to be you!
Me: EVIL. XD
Him: yush, i embody all that is evil inside my own little head :-D

...Which is why I like talking to him so, I think. X3

Me: I still REEEEEEALY want to request Phoenix/J in the meme.
Pyrasaur: DO IT.
Pyrasaur: I requested Tweenage!Larry getting terrible ladies'-man advice from Diego. XD
Me: Oh god.
Me: I WANT STARR/LARRY
Pyrasaur: I totally need to write more of that.
Pyrasaur: Phoenix is pretty sure Larry was exaggerating when he wailed that his girlfriend broke up with him and then zoomed off on one of those fancy jetpacks models have.
Me: XDDDD
Me: Dumped by Starr. Damn. XD
Pyrasaur: "It's ... because I'm a secret agent." "THEY ALL SAY THAT! T_T"
Me: Starr protesting, "No, I REALLY AM." And Larry just bawling. I shouldn't find that completely hilarious.
Pyrasaur: "SHE EVEN CALLED HER DAD AND MADE HIM PRETEND TO BE SOME ARMY GUY, NIIIIIICK!"
Me: *cackle*
Me: That makes Kahn/Starr kinda kinky now.
Me: As I said before, I'm sure that's somebody's fetish.
Pyrasaur: Oh, probably.
Me: I now have horrible horrible images in my mind involving Kahn being called Daddy and I'm GOING TO GO LOOK AT PICTURES OF KITTENS TO GET IT OUT OF MY MIND.
Pyrasaur: Every time you plan smutfic, Mr. X takes another shot. Please, think of Mr. X's liver.
Me: *cackles*
Pyrasaur: Kahn: "*slouched over desk, pointing vaguely* Issss ... YER fault I do this!"
Me: I'm surprised the Russians didn't come after me and smite my ass for the last thing I posted. XD
Pyrasaur: The EBA rivals?
Me: No no, I mean LJ's new owners. XD
Pyrasaur: I guess EBA awesome nullifies the inherent evil of fictional sex.
Me: Possibly. XD
Pyrasaur: LJ owners: "Our site is full of filthy porn! HEEEEEAAAAALP!" Agents: "*burst in* HEY!" J: "*walks over, does Jedi handwave* There is nothing wrong with the contents of your site." LJ owners: "Huh, guess there's nothing wrong with the contents of our site..."
Me: ...That is beautiful.
Me: And he would totally do that.
Me: Spin: Hey, teach me how to do that!
J: Later, rookie, when you're ready.
Pyrasaur: XD Chieftain can wield four lightsabers at once. Yes, I know he only has two arms.
Me: And they're purple.
Pyrasaur: YES.
Pyrasaur: Damnit, like I didn't have EBA crossover ideas already while watching Snakes On A Plane.
Me: LOL!
Me: I needed to have this conversation. XD
Pyrasaur: It really, really needed to exist. *nod*
Me: AND I SHALL IMMORTALIZE IT. *copypasta*
Pyrasaur: Eeeeehhxcellent.

Me: HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING CLOSE TO FORTY?

Brendan: roll with it... it just means it's too late to grow up, or be anything except a bad influence ;)

Brendan: ..and it means we can do whatever the fuck we want, so long as we pay our bills

Me: Sweet. XD

( I bumped into Pyrasaur while poking around. )

Carrie: anyhoo... how's things going with getting power in your place?
Me: WELL. I now have a Florida state ID, so I faxed that to them. I have to wait until the offices are open tomorrow and confirm it. After that I THINK I'm good.
Carrie: okay, i hope! morons.
Carrie: i hate utility companies.
Me: And Florida's suuuuuuuucks.
Carrie: pennsylvania's is none too great, but i guess it could be worse.
Me: Everyone I've talked to says they dick everyone over.
Me: FPL, that is.
Me: And I said, "And you don't even get a kiss afterward!?"
Carrie: what, no lube?
Me: Apparently not.
Me: See, I've dealt with companies who at least hand you the lube first
Me: You're warned ahead of time, so you can prepare, and sometimes it ain't all that bad.
Me: Wow this anology is serveral flavors of wrong. XD
Carrie: it's also several flavors of AMAZING.

Me: Tell me why I shouldn't copypasta the pr0n ficlet I'm writing in /cm/?
Kama: What's /cm/ again?
Me: cute male
Me: There won't be anything harder than a bit of frotting.
Kama: Then I got nothing. Kahn is undoubtedly a cute kitty cat.
Me: OH GOD THAT'S A MEME WAITING TO HAPPEN.
Me: I AM A CUTE KITTY CAT!
Kama: ... Man, I should learn to keep my mouth shut.
Me: ILU. XD
Kama:
Kahn: DON'T YOU AGREE?
Chief: Yes. Yes, you are, sir.
Me: *snarf*

Me: OH JESUS WHAT.
Kama: Ara?
Me: DID YOU TELL ME BEFORE THAT KODOMO NO JIKAN WAS CREATED BY A WOMAN?
Kama: It is?
Me: YES.
Kama: Intriguing.
Me: Very.
Kama: She could have a toast with Koge-Donbo and be partners in moe.
Me: No kidding!

( THIS POST IS MADE OF SAD FANGIRLING. )

Taiki: HOLY SHIT

Taiki: ZZZ CUP

Taiki: http://www.boobpedia.com/butler/images/8/84/Karola3.jpg

Me: Not clicking that.

Taiki: CLICK ON IT

Me: NOT WITH 4 OTHER PEOPLE AND A BIRD IN THE ROOM

Taiki: is the bird a titmouse?

Me: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Me: No.

Taiki: so what's the problem?!

Me: It's a Cockatiel. XD